Amusing Puns and Double-Meanings

The pun (a humorous device expoiting two words or expressions that sound the same but with 2 different meanings, and usuall with 2 different spellings) is one of the great wonders of the English languages.

• Serious campers are intense.
• Sports people can avoid the pain of defeat by wearing comfortable shoes.
• Nuns generally wear plain colors because old habits never dye.
• The days of the pocket diary are numbered.
• Lions eat their prey fresh and roar.
• Old bikes should be retired.
• Geometry holds clues for the meaning of life; look and you will see the sines.
• You can't beat a pickled egg.
• If a leapard could cook would he ever change his pots?
• See one melee of unruly people and you've seen a maul.
• Do hungry time-travelers ever go back four seconds?