Funny Friendship Quotes from Famous People

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
-Thomas Jones
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Money can't buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
 -Spike Milligan
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We English are good at forgiving our enemies; it releases us from the obligation of liking our friends.
 -P. D. James
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Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship.
-Oscar Wilde
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A benevolent man should allow a few faults in himself, to keep his friends in countenance.
 -Benjamin Franklin
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The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people.
 -Gilbert K. Chesterton
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I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know! - Archie Bunker
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We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next-door neighbour.
-Gilbert K. Chesterton
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I hate it in friends when they come too late to help.
 -Euripides
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One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives.
 -Euripides
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I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street.
-Virginia Woolf
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I have no trouble with my enemies. I can take care of my enemies all right. But my damn friends—they're the ones that keep me walking the floor nights!
 -Warren G. Harding
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A friend who is near and dear may in time become as useless as a relative.
 -George Ade
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A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling.
 -Arthur Brisbane