Actual Newspaper Headlines

• 17 Remain Dead in Morgue Shooting Spree
• Coach Fire- Passengers Safely Alight
• Grandmoter of Eight Makes A Hole in One
• Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Experts Say
• Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
• Drunks Get Nine Months In Violin Case
• Eastern Head Seeks Arms
• Prostitutes Appeal to Religious Leader
• Failed Panda Mating- Veterinarian Takes Over
• President Wins Budget; More Lies Ahead
• Plane Too Close To Ground, Crash Probe told
• Miners Refuse To Work After Death
• Juvenile Court To Try Shooting Defendant
• Stolen Painting Found By Tree
• War Dims Hope For Peace
• Ir Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last A While
• Couple Slain, Police Suspect Homicide
• Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge
• New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
• Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Space
• Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
• Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
• Typhoon Rips Through Cemetary-Hundreds Dead