- Not recommended for use of course-rather to illustrate how not to do it.
- Takes him two hours to watch sixty minutes.
- If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the oceans..."
- If you gave him a penny for his thoughts, you would get change...
- If he were any more stupid he'd have to be watered twice a week.
- Has two brains: one is lost and the other is out looking for it.
- Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
- Donated his brain to science before he was done using it.
- A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on.
- If you see two people talking and one looks bored, he's the other one.
- He brings joy whenever he leaves the room.
- He has a knack for making strangers immediately.
- He would argue with a signpost.
- He's been working with glue too much.
- I would like to go hunting with him sometime.
- He doesn't have ulcers but he's a carrier.
- Got a full sixpack but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together.
- His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.
- This person has delusions of adequacy.
- Since my last report has reached rockbottom, and has started to dig.
- Sets low standards and consistently fails to achieve them.
- Has the wisdome of youth and the energy of old age.
- Works well under constant supervision and when cornere like a rat in a trap.
- You are on the crest of a slump.
- The lights are on but nobody's at home.
- The wheel is turning but the hamster is dead.
Sunday, May 23, 2010
Alleged Appraisal Putdowns
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