Monday, May 24, 2010

Oneliner Quick Quotes

  • A Boss: Someone who's early when you're late and late when you are early.
  • Chinese Proverb No. 1: Man who run in front of car get tired; man who run behind car gets exhausted.
  • Chinese Proverb No. 2: Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
  • Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
  • Beauty is in the eyes of the beer holder.
  • Bacon and Eggs: a day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
  • HECK is where people go who don't believe in GOSH.
  • A picture is worth 1,000 words, but it uses up 1,000 times the memory.
  • Remember that half the people you know are below average.
  • A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
  • How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand.
  • Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
  • Strange that psychics have to ask you for your name.
  • At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.

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