Oneliner Quick Quotes

• A Boss: Someone who's early when you're late and late when you are early.
• Chinese Proverb No. 1: Man who run in front of car get tired; man who run behind car gets exhausted.
• Chinese Proverb No. 2: Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
• Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
• Beauty is in the eyes of the beer holder.
• Bacon and Eggs: a day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
• HECK is where people go who don't believe in GOSH.
• A picture is worth 1,000 words, but it uses up 1,000 times the memory.
• Remember that half the people you know are below average.
• A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
• How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand.
• Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
• Strange that psychics have to ask you for your name.
• At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.